P: Uhhh.. Yeah, the Rocky Mountains are beautiful, Yang Chen. But I guess when you asked me to go skiing with you, I didn’t realize you meant to go ski jumping.
Y: Of course, we are going ski jumping. 高台滑雪。 Patrick, 你脸色发绿. Are you feeling okay?
P: Actually, Yang Chen, I look green because I’m afraid of heights. And right now I’m feeling a little sick.
Y: 你有恐高症啊！Well, don’t worry, 闭上眼睛往下一跳。
P: I have to ski down there?
Y: Yup. There’s only one way to learn, Patrick. Here let me give you a little push.
P: No, Yang Chen, wait. Don’t push me.
Y: 跳啊，跳下去你就会融入蓝天…
P: I have no idea what you are talking about, it sounds like some kind of cheesy Japanese movie.
Y. All I’m saying is “Jump”!
P: Nooooooooooooooo. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. (Thudding sound)
Y: (Calling down the ramp). Patrick?
P: (Weakly, calling back) Yeah, I’m okay. I’m glad I’m still alive.
Y: I’m so glad to hear that. 该我跳了。You better get out of my way.
P: (Calling up) Okay, I’m out of the way. It’s all clear. You can jump now, Yang Chen.
Y: Okay! Here I go! (Sound of sliding down a ramp, landing).
P: Wow, Yang Chen. That was a great jump! And a perfect landing, too.
Y: Here I go again. Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww!